If you're spending your inebriation on texting me, you are terrible at being drunk. Go hit on someone and get slapped when your first pick up line bombs. Go hit on someone else and become shocked and half-hard when they grab you by the face and start making out with you like they'll literally die if they don't.
Pick out a shitty song on the jukebox.
The list goes on.
Seriously, you're on a road trip to get away from your problems, not cause more.
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Pick out a shitty song on the jukebox.
The list goes on.
Seriously, you're on a road trip to get away from your problems, not cause more.
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