crotchstallion: i can make all the tables turn (screaming - crying - perfect storms)
it's my dick in a box ([personal profile] crotchstallion) wrote 2015-08-05 05:07 am (UTC)

text;

If you're spending your inebriation on texting me, you are terrible at being drunk. Go hit on someone and get slapped when your first pick up line bombs. Go hit on someone else and become shocked and half-hard when they grab you by the face and start making out with you like they'll literally die if they don't.

Pick out a shitty song on the jukebox.

The list goes on.

Seriously, you're on a road trip to get away from your problems, not cause more.

💎 💎 We never go out of style 💎 💎

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