Jul. 12th, 2015

crotchstallion: that's very hard to please (Default)


Handsome Jack here. Sorry to break your hearts, cupcakes, but you've failed to reach me. What can I say? I'm a busy guy. Leave it!
[blooping mouth sound, and then the actual voicemail prompt as usual follows.]


voice ♯ text ♯ video ♯ pic


[ Jack's Ringback Tone if you call and leave a voicemail. ]
crotchstallion: that's very hard to please (Default)
It's hard to pick a lane.

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crotchstallion: that's very hard to please (Default)
[OOC]
Backtagging:
eternally.
Threadhopping: I am okay with this, though probably check with the other party first.
Fourthwalling: Fine with it as long as the rest of the Borderlands folks are.
Offensive subjects (elaborate):

[IC]
Hugging this character:
Yes. He is so casual all the time that he'll probably put his hand and arms on/over your shoulder(s) all the time if you're chummy.
Kissing this character: So damn chill. Especially if you wear a hat and/or have great abs.
Flirting with this character: He will flirt back (maybe probably depends but especially if you wear a hat and/or have great abs).
Fighting with this character: Let's go bro.
Injuring this character: Let us discuss.
Killing this character: Same as above.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: It is the nature of the beast with a superpowers game, and even if it wasn't, I love mind-reading anyway so yes all day and yes all night.

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