it's my dick in a box

Handsome Jack here. Sorry to break your hearts, cupcakes, but you've failed to reach me. What can I say? I'm a busy guy. Leave it!
[blooping mouth sound, and then the actual voicemail prompt as usual follows.]

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[ Jack's Ringback Tone if you call and leave a voicemail. ]