IC Inbox For MoM

[crotchstallion]

Handsome Jack here. Sorry to break your hearts, cupcakes, but you've failed to reach me. What can I say? I'm a busy guy. Leave it!
[blooping mouth sound, and then the actual voicemail prompt as usual follows.]

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[ Jack's Ringback Tone if you call and leave a voicemail. ]

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[slightlyoffchilt]

[Wait. He's seen that signature before. Frantically glancing between his contacts, Chilton comes to the uncomfortable conclusion that the other textual misfirings make this now a pattern.

Because Handsome Jack was no Matthew Lin.]

This wasn't the number I intended to contact.

[crotchstallion]

Yeah, and now you've got me full of questions here Doc. Who do you know with such a killer track record?

Pun totally intended.

💎 💎 We never go out of style 💎 💎

[slightlyoffchilt]

Pun only vaguely appreciated. Look, my communicator has been inconsolably useless this entire day. You are, sadly, not the first misfire I've suffered.

Grant me a little slack.