IC Inbox For MoM

[crotchstallion]

Handsome Jack here. Sorry to break your hearts, cupcakes, but you've failed to reach me. What can I say? I'm a busy guy. Leave it!
[blooping mouth sound, and then the actual voicemail prompt as usual follows.]

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[ Jack's Ringback Tone if you call and leave a voicemail. ]

Comments

text;

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I'm drunk

text;

[crotchstallion]

If you're spending your inebriation on texting me, you are terrible at being drunk. Go hit on someone and get slapped when your first pick up line bombs. Go hit on someone else and become shocked and half-hard when they grab you by the face and start making out with you like they'll literally die if they don't.

Pick out a shitty song on the jukebox.

The list goes on.

Seriously, you're on a road trip to get away from your problems, not cause more.

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