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crotchstallion) wrote2015-07-12 09:25 pm
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IC Inbox For MoM

Handsome Jack here. Sorry to break your hearts, cupcakes, but you've failed to reach me. What can I say? I'm a busy guy. Leave it!
[blooping mouth sound, and then the actual voicemail prompt as usual follows.]voice ♯ text ♯ video ♯ pic[ Jack's Ringback Tone if you call and leave a voicemail. ]
September 14th | Letter
Thank you for agreeing to join our little group. We're currently working on getting everything in order, but for now, you can get started by meeting your new partner, Mr. Black.
You'll be meeting him on the 17th at 6:30, inside the Museum of Science and Technology in De Chima. He'll be the old, grouchy-looking one.
Try to get along.
Regards,
Mr. 0