IC Inbox For MoM

[crotchstallion]

Handsome Jack here. Sorry to break your hearts, cupcakes, but you've failed to reach me. What can I say? I'm a busy guy. Leave it!
[blooping mouth sound, and then the actual voicemail prompt as usual follows.]

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[ Jack's Ringback Tone if you call and leave a voicemail. ]

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text; august 1st around 11:30pm

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jack

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[crotchstallion]

Whacha need honey?

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i am NOT a honkey i need] to talk to you

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honey

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[crotchstallion]

OK but you are a honkey by definition.

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theres something you goat know

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got

duck this comm

FUCK

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[crotchstallion]

Yeah, I got know a lot of things.

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I'm not scared of you

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[crotchstallion]

Oh boo. :(

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i mean it

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[crotchstallion]

:( I'm a sad ghost now. Boo. :(

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how about you go screw yourself

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[crotchstallion]

I do regularly, but thanks for the concern. ;)

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i thought you were a hero but you're just a

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super

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massive

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dick

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[crotchstallion]

If heroes weren't multi-faceted, they wouldn't be dynamic. They wouldn't have humanity. They wouldn't be characters that an audience could identify with.

Look, they say we're here for their government agenda, to protect the people of their country, but face it kiddo: we're here for entertainment just as much as that hero diatribe.

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[Next text takes a while to come. Rhys ordered another drink, pressed his forehead against the heel of one hand.]

you're just some guy aren't you

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[crotchstallion]

[Ouch, Rhys, that hurts deeper than you know.]

We are what we make ourselves to be.

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great

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[crotchstallion]

So, you want to see me as just some guy: fine. And in one way I might be. But I clawed and fought my way through hells you've probably never seen to get to the place I stood, to be the man you and every other tool at Hyperion fell in love with.

You want to call me a "super
massive
dick"
Fine, go ahead. I won't deny that. You say you're not afraid of me, but how much of that is for yourself, for your own benefit so that you feel like a stronger man in your shoes the next time you see my face in person?

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I'm drunk

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[crotchstallion]

If you're spending your inebriation on texting me, you are terrible at being drunk. Go hit on someone and get slapped when your first pick up line bombs. Go hit on someone else and become shocked and half-hard when they grab you by the face and start making out with you like they'll literally die if they don't.

Pick out a shitty song on the jukebox.

The list goes on.

Seriously, you're on a road trip to get away from your problems, not cause more.

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